Evil do-ers beware, the pickle police are on the patrol! Starting earlier this week, the illegal pickles will have to face hard times for all the crimes they have committed.
Relishing in this news are the hotdog industries lead CEO's.Thanks to the crackdown on all the illegal pickles, legitmate pickles can finally get paid a resonable wage for the picklish services they perform.
Pickle Union Meeting
This weekend the PUM met and discussed the following:
- Getting along with Ketchup and Mustard
- Onions our long lost white bretherns from the south
- Buns, and how not to get stuck between them
The overall meeting attendance was low for fear of deportation by the dreaded Pickle Police.
A Message about Pickle Pushers
We've all heard stories about the damage caused from Pickle Pushers. I'm here to give you a personal account from one Pickle Parent.
Pickle Pushers hang around behind the Pickle school ,and are always try to hook little Pickles on their Pickle Crack. I can't stand the constant bullying my poor little Pickle recieves. Can't the community stand up and do something about this?
These words sting deep as I too have a small Pickle at home to worry about. Maybe it is time for the community to do something.